1 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,240 Wahey! Wahey! 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,480 Oh, my God! Oh-ho, that's fantastic! 3 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,720 Ah... 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,440 Wow. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,000 It's so peaceful, isn't it? 6 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,280 Argh! Oh, stupid canvas prick! 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,920 HE GROANS 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,440 Why are all these poles different sizes?! 9 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,720 What's the matter, Dad? Can't get it up? 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,120 SHE CLEARS THROAT Mm... 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,120 Oh, my God, that was a joke. 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,080 Really wish I hadn't said that. 13 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,400 Here we go, then, Paul. 14 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:42,880 Look at this. 15 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,240 Woo! 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,200 I mean, that is a lot easier, Dad. 17 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,600 That's the two-second tent for ya! 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,640 Told you you should've got one. 19 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,200 Yeah, Dad's old one's just fine, OK? It's a classic, if anything. 20 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,400 Right, come on everyone, shake a leg. 21 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,080 Uh, we need to hit Falkirk, so... 22 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,680 Yeah, OK, I'll be ready in a minute. 23 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,200 How are the toilets, Robin? Fine, before I came along. 24 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,400 Urgh... 25 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,400 No bog roll, though. Oh, no. Mm. What did you do? 26 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,120 Well, luckily, I had some Panini football stickers in my coat, 27 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,800 so I've just been besmirching the faces of the current Chelsea squad. 28 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,320 I quite enjoyed it, actually. 29 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,640 Cool... 30 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:22,120 Now, can everyone look out for a capercaillie? 31 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,720 A cap of what? 32 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:28,600 Capercaillie. It's like a big, black, Scottish type of turkey. 33 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,680 No, we shan't be doing that. 34 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,560 This is not a turkey-watching holiday. 35 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,600 If you want to go on one of those, I suggest you book 36 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,720 a mini-break at Bernard Matthews' factory farm. 37 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,240 Rach. Um... 38 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,240 Well, I can set my wildlife camera, Granny, 39 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,480 if you want, while we're out. 40 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,760 Aw, thank you, Sammy, love. That'd be lovely. 41 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,160 Rach? Mm... We... We really need to... 42 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,560 Yes, OK. Come on, everyone, let's go to... 43 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,840 Falkirk. Falkirk! 44 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,800 Argh! Oh, Ugh! 45 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,680 Is there a Millets? Cos we're going to need a new tent. 46 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,200 Ah, brilliant... 47 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,760 Go on, Dad. Go on. 48 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,680 Hello and welcome to my masterpiece. 49 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,200 Yes, look, there it is, 50 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,920 my European holiday destination calculator, 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,400 with colour-coded ribbons here for each country, 52 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:29,000 and pros and cons, so that we can choose where to go. 53 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,560 Here's France, right here. 54 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,960 Under pros, we have vineyards, of course. 55 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:38,440 And under cons, we have waiters. Very rude waiters in France. 56 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,640 Germany. 57 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,480 Under pros here we have crime, cos it's got a very low crime rate, 58 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,840 and under cons, we've got heat, because it's not very hot. 59 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,520 DOORBELL RINGS Doorbell! 60 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,960 That makes sense, doesn't it? 61 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,000 Dad, you've put concentration camps under pros! 62 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,880 Well, yeah, as in places to visit, not as in... 63 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,080 I'm not pro-concentration camps, Sam. 64 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,080 Doorbell! One of you! I'll get it. 65 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,720 I'll cross it out, I'll cross it out. 66 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,080 There's L plates on the car. 67 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,160 Yeah, I know. Hiya, Granny. 68 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,880 And the foxes have been back. 69 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,440 Oh, God! Really? 70 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,160 Oh, yeah. God! SAM CHUCKLES 71 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,400 Oh, why don't they actually eat any of it? They're fussier than we are! 72 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,920 Well, maybe they don't like your cooking either, Rachel. 73 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,200 Yeah! 74 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,040 What..? Hey, that's great news, Amy. 75 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,880 Aw, thanks, Granny. 76 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,080 Wha-What's that, sorry? 77 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:30,200 Well, learning to drive. Showing a bit of get up and go, finally. 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,120 Hiya, Maya, love. Hiya. 79 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,640 No, I'm not doing that. 80 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,560 No, that's, uh, that's me, actually. 81 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,400 Yeah, Amy can hardly get up, let alone go. 82 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,360 AMY LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY You? You're learning to drive? 83 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,720 Yes. 84 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,680 Well, I thought you'd given that up 85 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,160 after you hit that cyclist in the late '90s. 86 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,520 Oh, my God, did you? 87 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,440 No, no, not with the car. 88 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,760 No, with my hand. 89 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,360 An open fist! 90 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,520 We had an argument about right of way, 91 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,520 and, you know, I just...I just get very tense at the wheel. 92 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Tense? Tense? It's like being in a car with Nicolas Cage. 93 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,600 I'm not taking you out again, I can't face it. 94 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,440 Well, what's brought this on, anyway? 95 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,480 OK, right. Well, um... HE CHUCKLES 96 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:14,680 ..brace yourself because...I have decided to train... 97 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,280 ..to be a policeman. 98 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,120 Oh, wow! That's my big news. 99 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,760 Oh, Paul! Isn't it fantastic? Aw, bless. 100 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,760 After the undercover operation with Robin, 101 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,960 you know, I just realised...I can do it. 102 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,120 You know? But I do need to be able to drive. 103 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,200 Oh, you will be a wonderful policeman, actually. 104 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,120 Aw, why? Why do you think that, Sue? 105 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,960 Well, he's just so... Racist? 106 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,760 Stop...Stop saying that. OK? it's genuinely very hurtful. 107 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,920 No, nosey, I was going to say. 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,400 And you're quite tough, aren't you? Mm. 109 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,640 Is he? He cut his thumb on an egg. 110 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,160 An eggshell. It can happen. 111 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,760 Yeah, I've never heard of that happening, to be honest. 112 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,240 Well, it can happen. 113 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,680 Well, I tell you what, Paul, 114 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,560 I could take you out in my Peugeot if you want. 115 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,960 It's like driving a golf buggy. 116 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,480 Oh, thanks, Maya, yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. 117 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,560 And what are you going to do for money, then, Paul, 118 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,880 when you're in police school? 119 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,280 Oh, you're looking at it, Sue. 120 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,120 The Jessop Family Beast of Burden, 121 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,400 off to do my hateful job while this talking dressing gown loafs around 122 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,280 dreaming up his next career move. 123 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,520 Well, don't be like that, hon! HE LAUGHS 124 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,080 No, I'm going to take over Amy's job at the pub 125 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,200 when she's goes to university. So... 126 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,320 Um, when are you going? 127 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,000 Um... September. 128 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,440 September. September? 129 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,720 AMY CLEARS THROAT Yeah. 130 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,240 All right, Sue? Didn't know you'd come over. 131 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,840 oh, well, I've got people viewing the house this morning, 132 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,560 and Diane said it'd be better if I wasn't there for some reason. 133 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,880 Right. Have you been mentioning the ghost? 134 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,200 I have, yeah. Right. 135 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,840 So, how are you holding up Robin, after Cheryl? 136 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,000 Yep, well. 137 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,920 Not still crying in the bath, I hope? 138 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,440 No, no, don't... HE LAUGHS 139 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,960 No... I'm-I'm fine. 140 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,600 I'm a new man, Sue. I've, uh... I've bought a Barbour. 141 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,000 I've had a - you probably can't tell - full body wax. 142 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,800 Wow, really? Yeah. Even your...? 143 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,480 Yep, both of them, both barrels. 144 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,040 You sort of have to, these days, 145 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,480 if you want to get back into the dating scene, so... 146 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,960 Are you going to try Tinder, then? 147 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,440 Uh, try it? I'm going to complete it, mate! 148 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,520 I'm treating Tinder like it's Pokemon Go - 149 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,080 gotta catch 'em all! 150 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,440 Well, girls, that is, ladies, that is. Not STDs. 151 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,960 Well, good for you, Robin. 152 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,000 Those French campsites won't know what's hit them. 153 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,400 Well, this is it. 154 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,640 If the tent's a-rocking, don't come a-knocking, 155 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,720 cos you might see something pretty shocking! 156 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,400 LAUGHTER AND GROANS 157 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,280 Yeah, I wouldn't recommend having sex in a tent, actually, Robin. 158 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,560 Huh? It can get horribly steamy. Oh! 159 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,560 How would you know? What? 160 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,920 Huh? Yeah, apparently. 161 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,280 Oh, don't you worry, sis, I'll be steaming it up all right. 162 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,360 My tent will be whistling away like a kettle. 163 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,440 I've bought a new tent, as it goes. 164 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,600 Keep talking. 165 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,400 A two-second tent, it's called. It's a pop-up. 166 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,840 Now, you should get one, Paul. It looks absolutely brilliant. 167 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,280 Mum, I'm not sleeping in a pop-up tent 168 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,840 for the same reason I won't read a pop-up book. It's facile. 169 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,120 Anyway, we haven't actually decided on France, have we? 170 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,720 Oh! Yes, actually, I was going to say, Paolo, 171 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,360 I've thought of another country to throw in the mix. Oh, right. 172 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,960 Well, I'm not sure there's enough room on the map for another. 173 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,480 Have you ever heard of the phrase "Scotland"? 174 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,840 Not really a phrase, is it? 175 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,640 Well, it's really very beautiful, actually, Amy. 176 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,920 And it's got pros coming out of its bloody sporran. Right? No! 177 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,840 We're talking, yes, castles... Yeah. 178 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,240 ..whisky distilleries. 179 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,480 Oh, I've always wanted to go to one of them! 180 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,120 Thank you, Sue. No! 181 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,640 Uh, The Cairngorms. Falkirk! 182 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,560 Which is... I've heard is amazing. Falkirk? 183 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,120 No, let's go somewhere hot in actual Europe. 184 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,680 Definitely. Yes. 185 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,000 Wow. 186 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,000 Wow? In what way? 187 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,760 Well, it's just amazing, innit? Yeah. No. 188 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:51,520 With the bookies there, look, and the traditional bins, I mean, ah... 189 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,520 Are we actually heading somewhere, Robin, 190 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,080 or are we just strolling around? 191 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,040 Yeah, yeah, just a bit further up is all the good stuff, so let's... 192 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,320 Great! ..go up this, up this way. 193 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,880 Wow. Oh, there. And there's a Royal Bank of Scotland there! 194 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,480 I mean, it's another world, isn't it? 195 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,040 We have those in England, Robin. 196 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,960 Where exactly did you hear about Falkirk being good, Robin? 197 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,080 Just uh... Because it seems quite normal to me, 198 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,880 as in, similar to Bedford. 199 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:22,280 Well, no, this is the site of a battle, so let's go in. 200 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,680 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. 201 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,960 Really? Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 202 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,960 OK. There might be swords inside, you know? 203 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,960 Just, uh... 204 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,760 What battle was it, sorry? Uh, one of the Braveheart ones. 205 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,160 Why are we in...? Why are we here? 206 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,480 Is that Cherry? What? 207 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,600 Is that...? Robin, is that your Cherry? 208 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,440 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 209 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,440 Um... Um... Yeah. Well... 210 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,320 Um... Robin, we should probably explain. 211 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,160 A pony? No. No way. 212 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,520 What happened to the horse? 213 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,600 If I arrive on a pony, Iain, I will look enormous! 214 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,880 Oh, my God! 215 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,240 I'll call you back. 216 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,360 Wow, Cherry, what are the chances of...? 217 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,920 No, Robin, no way. No? OK. 218 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,520 I cannot deal right now. I cannot even deal. 219 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 What's going on? I still love you, Chez. 220 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,680 One of you, please, get him out of here. 221 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,120 No, I love you, Chez. Go on, go on. 222 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,640 Just wait, wait. Wait, wait. 223 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,520 I learnt it for you, Chez. I learnt the Cubana for you, babe. I did. 224 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,640 Oh, God. 225 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,920 Just wait, just wait, just let me... And I bought a Barbour. 226 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,920 OK, Rach... What? 227 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,280 Yep, OK. one, two, three, one, two, three. 228 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,640 What's happening? 229 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,880 One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three. 230 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,880 Excuse me. Well, not now, don't... 231 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,880 Well, that's ridiculous. 232 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,480 I mean... 233 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,600 Robin... 234 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,520 I still love you, Chez. 235 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,480 Oh, my God. 236 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,440 Please don't marry him. 237 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,280 -Robin... -Oh, God. 238 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,280 That's amazing. Look at him. 239 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,120 Robin... Thank you, Sue. 240 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,720 ..you're embarrassing yourself, and me. 241 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,720 I still love you. Everyone, really. 242 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,920 He doesn't love you like I love you. 243 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,800 I would get you a horse. A horse? 244 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,480 You know I would. 245 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,280 I would. 246 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,360 I would. 247 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,600 I'd get you a horse. 248 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,760 Sorry, can you stop dancing now, please, that's enough. 249 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,800 That's enough, sorry. Thank you. I'm still in the middle of it. Thank you, stop. 250 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,120 And can you stop filming, please. Don't touch my camera. 251 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,840 Oh, God, not again. 252 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,720 I mean, I could always get a night-vision wildlife camera, 253 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,080 see how the foxes are actually getting into the bin. 254 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,920 Yeah, I mean, how would that help? 255 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,840 Well, I don't know, but it would help me. 256 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,880 I've been wanting to get one of them for a while. 257 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,720 I just don't understand it, where is the...? 258 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,480 Amy. Amy. There's a letter from Swansea. 259 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,640 Amy... Yep. 260 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,280 What are you looking for? Sunglasses. 261 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,880 I'm out driving with Maya, 262 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,440 and I need something in the event of glare. 263 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,760 Is it, uh, where you're living? 264 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,320 Because if you give me the address, we can look it up on Street View. 265 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:00,280 No, it's, um, confirmation that I've given up my place. 266 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,920 What? That you've...? What do you mean? 267 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,040 I've given up my place at Swansea. 268 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,160 What? 269 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,680 A couple of months ago, when Maya and I weren't talking, 270 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,160 I figured I didn't want to go there any more. 271 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,960 Yeah, yeah, but you and Maya have sorted it, 272 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,040 so call them, get it back. Yeah, but I don't want to. 273 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,440 I don't want to just follow Maya around, I want to do my own thing. 274 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,280 Yeah, but do your own thing at university, 275 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,640 while you can. 276 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:32,000 I never got a chance to do that, Amy. I had to work in a cinema. 277 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,040 Oh, cool! No, not cool! 278 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,480 This was the early noughties - 279 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,840 there were some EXTREMELY poor films being made back then. 280 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,400 Well, it's done, Mum, I'm not going. 281 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:43,040 I had to watch Vanilla Sky 14 times. It was a nightmare. 282 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,280 Paul, are you ready, then? 283 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,640 I'm sorry if you're disappointed. 284 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,040 Yep, ready! 285 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,000 All right! Um... 286 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:55,200 Rach, remind me, I need to buy some sunglasses before the holiday. 287 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,160 Uh, no, no, need. We're going to Scotland. 288 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,240 What? Scotland? Mm. 289 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,000 But my destination calculator, that's saying Crete. 290 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,720 I thought you wanted to go somewhere hot? 291 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:10,320 No, I did, and then I spoke to Robin about it, and I changed my mind. 292 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,800 OK, all right. Well, we are talking about this later, 293 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,720 because Scotland, Schmotland, frankly! 294 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,840 Sorry. All good. 295 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,560 Are you driving into town? 296 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,320 Uh, yeah, can do. 297 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,520 OK, maybe speed up a little bit. 298 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,040 Yeah, it's 20mph around here, Maya, thank you. 299 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,920 Yeah, I know, but you're doing...six. 300 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,040 Where's first? It's just... I can't... It's so far away. 301 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,520 It's a bad design. It's a bad design. 302 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,440 Let's try an emergency stop. OK. 303 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,640 OK, when I tap the dashboard, OK? Yep, yep. 304 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,280 OK... 305 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,040 HORN BEEPS, TYRES SCREECH 306 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,080 Huh? Why did you honk? 307 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,080 Well, you know, if you if you're stopping in an emergency, Maya, 308 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,160 it's going to be someone else's fault, 309 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,200 so it's essential that you honk... in order to tell them off. 310 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,200 Right, here we go. That wasn't a bad start, was it? 311 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,280 It was OK. Shush. ENGINE REVS 312 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,080 On your left, Dad! Huh?! Stop honking! 313 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,000 Oh, where did he come from? 314 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,920 That's a parked car. You lunatic! 315 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,400 Is it? 316 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,520 Look, I really think you need lessons 317 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,440 from a proper instructor, Paul. 318 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,920 I can't afford them, Maya. Please, I'm sorry. 319 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,600 I'm listening. I'll do everything you say from now on. 320 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,720 OK, right. Let's do a hill start, then. 321 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,160 Except that. I can't do them. 322 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,400 OK. OK, then, fine. Right, good. 323 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,720 Oh, God. Oh, God. Right, so ease off the brake. Yep. 324 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,320 Yep, bring up the clutch. Uh-huh. 325 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,840 And revs. Accelerator. 326 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,240 ENGINE REVS, WHEELS SCREECH 327 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,040 No, see, I can't. I can't do this. I can't. 328 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,600 I can't drive. This is pointless. 329 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,680 PAUL SIGHS I should just give up. 330 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,480 You know what, I'm just going to walk to the high street. 331 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,480 Thanks, Sam. Thanks for the support, buddy. 332 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,800 I'm not risking my life. 333 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,920 No, right, come on, Paul. OK? Let's try again, yeah? 334 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,440 Engine on. ENGINE STARTS 335 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,760 Bring up the clutch. Revs. 336 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,040 No, brake. Brake... Brake! HORN BEEPS 337 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,280 Paul, stop honking! No, brake! Paul! 338 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:19,040 Hands on the wheel! Hands on the wheel! Stop honking! 339 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,560 I mean, why didn't you tell us? 340 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,120 Because you wouldn't have agreed to it. 341 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,280 So what? You trick us into going to Scotland, then? Great! 342 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,960 You didn't tell me you'd quit university 343 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,200 and he didn't tell me he'd given up learning to drive. 344 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,840 Since when do we tell each other anything in this family? 345 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,480 So, Cherry's getting married in Scotland, is she? 346 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,920 Yes, Mum. Keep up! 347 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,960 HE SIGHS 348 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,960 What did you think was going to happen, Robin? Huh? 349 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,480 I guess I thought I'd do the dance and then we'd scoop her up, 350 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,280 you know, take her with us. 351 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,520 Graduate style. 352 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,120 I mean, it's genuinely mad. 353 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,040 It's romantic, actually. 354 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,480 You wouldn't understand. 355 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,480 OK, I've got a great idea. 356 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,440 Why don't we all go to a distillery? Definitely. 357 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,520 Oh, yeah. OK, Mum, that's a great idea. 358 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,840 You know, let's just take this heartbroken, 359 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:22,920 highly addictive blancmange of a man 360 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,400 to a whisky wholesalers the day before his ex-girlfriend's wedding. 361 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,680 Yeah, OK! 362 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,320 Well, I for one, need a drink. Yeah, me too. 363 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,680 Yep. Go on, pick a tent, quickly. 364 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,640 All right. 365 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,960 Oh, Robin. Oh... 366 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,760 Found anything interesting? 367 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,840 This viaduct was in Harry Potter. Oh! 368 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,240 You? Ah, yeah, just that one. 369 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,000 You want to do an historic tour of the University of Glasgow? 370 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,960 Uh, no, I just... 371 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,120 Well, I thought you might want to see it while we're here. 372 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,720 Talk to someone about applying. Don't start this again, Mum. 373 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,560 Just think about it. I have thought about it. 374 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,320 Think about it a bit more, then. 375 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,160 I don't want you to end up like me, OK? 376 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,960 AMY SCOFFS Yeah, and nor do I. 377 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,040 I'm completely with you on that. 378 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,160 If you're not happy with where you've ended up, Mum, 379 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,520 that's on you. 380 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,120 Don't put that on me. 381 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,440 I'm not... 382 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,120 I'm not... Ugh... 383 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,520 Welcome to Balhousie, everyone! 384 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,080 HE STRAINS 385 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,480 OK. Who's on my four o'clock? 386 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:47,080 It's then finished in vintage oloroso sherry casks 387 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,840 from Montilla-Moriles, in Spain. 388 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:54,360 We like to say it's like having your throat gently licked. 389 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,880 Blimey! 390 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,640 I mean, that is a ridiculously short kilt, isn't it? 391 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,720 Looks like Britney Spears. 392 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,120 Sh! No, it doesn't. I think it really suits him. 393 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,360 Well, of course you do. 394 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,120 I mean, any shorter, and you'd be able to see his caber. 395 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,800 Anyone like to give it a try? 396 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,280 Yes, please, boss. Over here. 397 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:16,640 Yeah, just, a dram for this man, a wee dram. 398 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,320 A wee dram from the big yin, eh? 399 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,960 And can I tempt you ladies? Ah, yes, you certainly can. 400 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,200 Oh, yeah, lovely. You certainly can, thank you. 401 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,840 And me, thanks. I'm not a lady, but I'm also here, thank you. 402 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,200 Thank you, mate, cheers. 403 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,480 Oh... Oh, that's lovely and strong. 404 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,200 Ah, strong but also delicate, with a really good body. 405 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,840 It has got incredible body, yes. Well spotted. 406 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,720 Thanks. Uh...? Uh, Rachel. Rachel. 407 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,880 Not many people pay attention to body. 408 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,320 Oh, I do. Yeah, I'm very body conscious. 409 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,760 Urgh! Ah, yuck. No, that's not for me, that. 410 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,280 Tastes of Listerine, if anything. 411 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,520 I love it. I love it. 412 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,760 OK. This way, then, please. Urgh! 413 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,080 Follow on, guys. 414 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,840 Can I get a bit... Horrible. ..more in? 415 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,680 What are you doing? Sorry, what was that? 416 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,240 Why are you filming everything? 417 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,640 Um, I'm making a documentary about the holiday and my family. 418 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,120 Why? 419 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,080 I don't know. I guess it stops them from talking to me. 420 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,600 Right. Where are you staying? 421 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,760 In the, uh, Cairngl... Cairnglen... 422 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,840 Cairngorms? Cairngorms. Yeah, so are we. 423 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,680 Oh, right, well we should, uh... 424 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,320 Are you on Insta or anything? No, I hate all that. 425 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,960 Yeah, me too. We're in the big yellow camper van. 426 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,280 OK. Look out for us. 427 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,480 Yep. Big yellow camper van. Will do, thanks. Bye. 428 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,080 Ah... Try... try that one again. OK. 429 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,600 I like it and I plan to buy it, 430 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,960 I just want to check that it's my favourite. That's no problem. 431 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,440 SUE COUGHS 432 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,200 Bloody hell! You could power a tanker with that. 433 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,600 It is a nudge stronger, yes. 434 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:53,480 And currently, at the mightily discounted price of 129.99. 435 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,880 OK, OK. Yeah, we can't afford that. 436 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,720 Yeah, well, it's my money, isn't it? So it's up to me. 437 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,240 But, yeah, that is a bit much. 438 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,680 Or there's our signature Kilchuaine 10. 439 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,840 Oh, wow. 440 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:10,920 This one is flirty and fun, with a playful peppery, 441 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,120 peaty edge that dances over your tongue. 442 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,080 Peaty? Like peat? As in the soil? 443 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,640 Uh, I see you've found the shortbreads, then, Paul. 444 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,040 Yeah. Is there... 445 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,360 Is there any compost you're getting there or hints of manure? 446 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,880 Ah, sorry about him. He mistakenly thinks he's funny. 447 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,440 Yeah. What? 448 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,880 Mugs. The pair of you. Mugs. 449 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,480 Uh... I'm sorry? 450 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,360 Well, that bloody porridge oats man... Oh, God... 451 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,320 ..flashes a bit of thigh and you two get all weak at the knickers 452 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,040 and get your credit cards out. 453 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,080 That is not actually true. 454 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:51,840 I really loved the Kil...Kilch-wain 10. 455 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,800 And it was actually excellent value. 456 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,400 It was. Considering all the free samples he gave us. 457 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,800 Yeah, that's a point. Are you all right to drive, Mum? 458 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,400 Of course. As long as we go slowly. What? What does that mean? 459 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,080 It means... It means I'm fine. 460 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,280 Are you over the limit? No, stop it, I'm not, no. 461 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,240 Come on then, Sue. Crack your one open then. 462 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,080 What? No! Get off! Go on. I only want a dram. 463 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,400 Hands off! No, you're not! 464 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,840 Can you calm down in the back, please? 465 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,360 Just tell her to share! Tell her to share, then! 466 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,520 TYRES SCREECH, THEY SCREAM 467 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,040 Sorry, sorry. Oh, my God! Be careful. 468 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,160 Can you just please be quiet in the back, please? 469 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,960 These roads are disgustingly windy. 470 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,600 Sorry. SIREN WAILS 471 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,880 What? Oh. 472 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,480 Po-po, Rach. I think he wants you to pull over. 473 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,280 I know, I know that. I know how to drive, remember. 474 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,520 Cool. Oh, great. Yeah. 475 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,480 OK, we have to swap. What? Swap? 476 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,960 If he breathalyses me, we're in quite a lot of trouble. 477 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,280 What? I thought you said you weren't over the limit?! 478 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,720 Yes. Well, I lied! 479 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800 That hot Scot shit gave me about 40 glasses of whisky, 480 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,600 so huddle up everyone, so he doesn't see. Oh, no. 481 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,880 Huddle up. Huddle up together, please so he can't see. 482 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,080 Take the whisky, take the whisky. Take the shortbread. 483 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,600 Oh... Are you OK? Yeah. 484 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,600 They're getting out. Paolo, they're getting out. 485 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,080 OK, OK, OK. OK. He's coming! 486 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,440 Argh! 487 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,040 Seat belt on. I mean, this is ridiculous. 488 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,520 Seat belt. Absolutely ridiculous. 489 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,240 And calm, cool. Cool, cool, cool. 490 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,680 KNOCK ON WINDOW, WINDOW LOWERS 491 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,960 Good evening, officer. How can I help? 492 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,800 You were weaving all over the road. 493 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,280 Yes. Yes, I was. Um, on purpose, 494 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,320 because I was practising evasive manoeuvres, 495 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,960 as I know you guys have to. 496 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,120 I was, uh, thinking of training to be a policeman myself. 497 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,800 Have you been drinking, sir? No, not a sausage, sir. 498 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,600 Licence, please. 499 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,440 Yeah. Um, babe, have you got my wallet there? 500 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,680 Because uh... 501 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,600 Oh, you know what? I... 502 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:50,120 Oh... I think I've left it in the hotel. I am so sorry. Honestly. 503 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,840 Step out of the car, please. 504 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,720 Yep. That's easily done. 505 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,840 Thank you. 506 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,080 Oh, cool, he's got one of them. 507 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,800 I mean, I can't believe he didn't even question 508 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,240 that Dad was the driver. 509 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,440 Thank God for sexism! Finally, there's an upside. 510 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,840 Yep. 511 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,800 He's coming back, he's coming back. 512 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,520 Hey. Hiya. 513 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,720 Well, that all seems fine. 514 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,000 Thank you, officer! 515 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,840 Brilliant, thank you so much. Honestly, thank you so much, really. 516 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,280 Be careful driving in these mountain roads, OK? 517 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,920 Yes, will do. And you. 518 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,440 Off you go, then. 519 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,000 OK, thank you. Thank you so much. Thanks again. Cheers. 520 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,800 Why is he still there? Is he still there? Yeah. 521 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,160 What is it? 522 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,600 It's a hill start. 523 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,240 Yeah. You can do that, can't you? 524 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,720 Well, I haven't been able to yet, no. Oh... 525 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:05,400 And that's without a terrifyingly dour Scottish policeman watching. 526 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,360 They're still there, Dad. 527 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,760 Oh, come on, you can do it. 528 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,240 I believe in you. 529 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,400 OK. OK. Yeah, yeah. OK. Revs, revs. 530 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,640 Mirror. Yeah. Clutch. 531 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,640 Mirror. The biting point. Yep. 532 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,600 I've got the handbrake. OK. Off we go. 533 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,280 ENGINE REVS 534 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,480 Ah... 535 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,400 Yes! Yes! You've done it! 536 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,880 Yes, Dad! 537 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,160 CHEERING 538 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,840 Oh, I'm driving! 539 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,640 I'm a driver! 540 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,920 Oh, you're my hero. You are my hero. 541 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,920 How's the head this morning, then, Robin? 542 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,400 Throbbing a bit, yeah. 543 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,080 Urgh... 544 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,280 Not exactly two seconds to put it away again, is it? No. 545 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,680 They don't show you that on the YouTube video. 546 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,560 I know, it's a bugger. 547 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,840 Can you stop it? SHE LAUGHS 548 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,440 HE PLAYFULLY CHOMPS 549 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,160 OK, come on, everyone. Let's, um... Let's get packed up, yeah? Yep. 550 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,680 Woo! Yeah, we're trying. 551 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,520 Amy, wake up. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 552 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,160 Come on, darling. Ooh, yeah! 553 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,160 We're going to have to, um... 554 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,840 ..take my tent back like this, I'm afraid. 555 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,320 What do you mean? Well, no, just... 556 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400 Well, it won't pop down. 557 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,160 So, we might have to, uh, strap it to the roof of the car. 558 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,120 Oh, God. What, like a snail? 559 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,600 I can get it. I can get it, Sue. 560 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,280 I just need to sort of bend it into submission. 561 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,880 Amy? 562 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:44,320 Oh, you're all... Well done! Morning. 563 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:49,560 Yeah. Um, can you take me to Aberdeen ferry terminal, please? 564 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,480 Why? 565 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,360 I'm going to Norway. What? 566 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,800 We're going to the Cairngorms. 567 00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,360 Yeah, I know, but there are ferries to Norway, and...I want to go. 568 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,160 For how long? 569 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,240 Don't know. A few weeks. Or months. 570 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,320 I've got some money saved up from the pub, 571 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,280 so...I'll just see what happens. 572 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,560 Amy, you...you haven't thought this through. 573 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,440 You can't just go to Norway on a whim. OK. 574 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000 OK? OK. We're OK with that, are we? 575 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,880 If that's what you want to do, of course we'll drop you off. 576 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,480 Thank you. 577 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,920 Right, bag. 578 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,240 You won't get it in there, Robin. 579 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,240 That's like trying to put a condom on a Christmas tree. 580 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,480 Just try it. At least try it. No. 581 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,040 Now, don't let go of that, Robin. I've got him, Sue. 582 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,320 Love you. 583 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,880 I've got him. 584 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,560 Hey, at least I can take some of your shifts at the pub now, Amy. 585 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,400 That's a plus. Sure, Dad, knock yourself out. 586 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,000 Here you go, look. 587 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,440 What's this, Bilbo? 588 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,320 My wildlife camera caught something last night. 589 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,280 Oh! Hopefully my capercaillie. 590 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,520 What, um...? When...? 591 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,520 What were you filming last night, Sam? 592 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,320 Uh, well, it's motion activated, 593 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,120 so it kind of just turns on on its own. 594 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,160 There, look. Oh, yeah. Holy shit! Are those birds? 595 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,120 Don't be silly. They're massive. That's two people. 596 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,440 Turn it off, please. Don't watch that, Sam. 597 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,640 Please turn it off. Sam... I'll turn it up. 598 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,760 No, Amy, don't turn it up. Don't turn it up - turn it off! 599 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,000 Amy, seriously...! Turn it off! VIBRATION 600 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,000 Listen to your mother, please. No, no, no, no! 601 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,600 That's disgusting. What's that buzzing? Is that on the video? 602 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,200 Just close your eyes. Oh, no, it's my phone. Sorry, it's my phone. 603 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,760 Could you fish it out of my pocket? 604 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,920 Yeah, well, how do you think you were made? 605 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,120 GROANS ON VIDEO 606 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,080 Oh, my Godfathers! You dirty ducks! That's really disgusting. 607 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,800 Completely natural, we love each other! 608 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,920 Oh, don't make it worse! 609 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,920 Robin, it's Cherry. 610 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,640 Oh, what? Got to get this! 611 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,080 Don't...! THEY SCREAM 612 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,520 Cherry! 613 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,160 Yeah, of course. 614 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,640 I mean, yeah. 615 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,880 Oh, me too. 616 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,000 Tie it up properly, Mum, there. Yeah, I am. 617 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,760 We've got to go on the motorway with this. 618 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,160 It will be fine. 619 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,120 I'm nervous about it, to be honest. 620 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,400 So, um, I've been thinking... 621 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,920 In a good way? 622 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Uh, I think I want to go to university. 623 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,880 Sorry, I know that's mad, in some ways, 624 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,040 I mean, I'd be part time, you know, I'll still work. 625 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,080 I just want to try something else. 626 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,400 I mean, let's face it, 627 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,280 I've not exactly been at my best this last year, have I? 628 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,120 Of course you have. 629 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:41,080 Rach...you're the best person I've ever met. 630 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,520 And I've met Mo Farah. 631 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,280 Whatever you need, we'll make it work. 632 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,960 Oh, God, get a room. 633 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,440 Actually, no need. You two just go at it outside these days. 634 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,080 Whoa, sass! 635 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,600 You know, can you go to Norway, please? 636 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,320 Yeah, I'm trying. The next ferry's in, like, three hours, so... 637 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,800 Take the shortbread with you, Amy. 638 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,200 Oh, no way. 639 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,760 You looking for me? 640 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,080 Oh, I was... I was hoping I'd bump into you. 641 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,760 Yeah. Why? 642 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,280 Um, well, uh... 643 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,080 You never told me your name and I wondered what it was. 644 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,720 Stop filming me, then. 645 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,760 HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY What do you mean? 646 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,120 Stop filming me, and I'll tell you. 647 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,560 Um, no, I can't. It's a documentary project, 648 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,800 to sort of film everything. It's what I... 649 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,760 And I'll give you my phone number if you turn the camera off. 650 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,800 Uh... Well, only... 651 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,200 OK. Yeah? 652 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,240 Uh... 653 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,480 Yeah. Uh... Yeah. 654 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,320 Banjo 2 by James Yorkston and The Athletes 655 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,640 to go 656 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,960 657 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,960 your moments there 658 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,080 me unaware.